Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
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2. An unusual flavoured ice-cream that a 14 year old will make the future of all cream kinds!
2. An unusual flavoured ice-cream that a 14 year old will make the future of all cream kinds!
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Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
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It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"
The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"
The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
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or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12
Dude: look at that stupid ass baby!
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*
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