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SunDay SCHOOOOBJGUN beginning of benningfield

When the supreme benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior gomightyBJis gomightyDJis lormightybjis lormightydjis jamightybjis jamightydjis made MUAHLONNBEINGS AND WOMUAHLONNBEINGS muahlonnbeings had beards and dicks and WOMUAHLONNBEINGS had behinds and breasts and hair they was called flesh and relbjalood relbjaleed relbjaleeding and muahlonnbeings was outforemales and WOMUAHLONNBEINGS was inforemales there it was muahlonnbeing kind WOMUAHLONNBEING kind and after that I made ANIMENTS DEJROOGURS BEJROOGARS BEJROOGULLS DEJROOGERS BEJROOGURS DOUBJRAGS THEN I MADE AKFRUBEILONNIE'S BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR THEN I MADE SOMETHING TO PUT THEM ALL INTO A GLOMIGHTYBEJIS AS IN UNIVERSE'S THE FIELD OF EJAN OF THE GLOMIGHTYBEJIS by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and named after my own words Sunday schooooBJGUN beginning of Benningfield. by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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SunDay schooooBJGUN BOOK BIBLE

The beginning of the the supreme Benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior when gomightybjis gomightydjis lormightybjis lormightydjis jamightybjis jamightydjis made MUAHLONNBEINGS AND WOMUAHLONNBEINGS now muahlonnbeings was called outforemales and they had beards and dicks and the WOMUAHLONNBEINGS was called Inforemales and they had bejrovbreasts and behinds both came together and they belong together and they was called flesh and relbjalood relbjaleed relbjaleeding then gomightybjis gomightydjis created Animents dejroogur dejrooger bejroogur bejroogar bejroogull and the doubjrag and that was everything then I created glomightybejis and that was the universe's of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis the supreme benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior and then I rested. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started Sunday schooooBJGUN book Bible. The end of chapter 1 the beginning of Benningfield junior. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Sunday schooooBJGun

The beginning of Benningfield junior when GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS MADE MUAHLONNBEING KIND WAS CALLED FELBJrATIVE LOWNNIE KIND AND WOMUAHLONNBEING KIND AND HE BROUGHT THEM BOTH TOGETHER AND CALLED THEM FLESH AND RELBJALOOD RELBJALEED RELBJALEEDING DOUBJRAGS AND BEJROOGURS AND AKFRUBEILOWNNIES. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created and started sunday schoooobjgun. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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dirt sunday

by Billy March 19, 2005
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Triple Sunday

A sexual act that includes anal sex where the penis causes the receiving anus to bleed. The penis then become saturated with blood and feces. The receiver then preforms oral sex on the saturated penis until it ejaculates. Therefore, a triple Sunday consists of three ingested ingredients : Blood, Feces, and Semen.
This act is more common among homosexual males than it is between during heterosexual intercourse.
"Hey boy, let me give you a triple Sunday."
by John Kranz December 10, 2007
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Snake Sunday

Snake Sunday is a holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day. It is in honor of St. Patrick chasing the snakes out of Ireland. Typically it is used as a way of dealing with a hangover from celebrating a "pseudo" St. Patrick's Day which is commonly done by partaking of the great Irish tradition on a Saturday night when the actual holiday is during the work week. Commonly in honor of Snake Sunday, celebrators will exclaim "SNAKE SUNDAY" typically in unison. This cheer usually follows either the question, "What day is it?" some variant thereof, or if someone says "Happy Snake Sunday!"
Ted: "Hey Lance, how you doing today?"

Lance: "Hey Ted, pretty hungover from celebrating St. Patrick's Day last night, but otherwise it's a great Snake Sunday!"

Ted/Lance: "SNAKE SUNDAY!!!"
by Prim3y March 14, 2010
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Zombie Sunday

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
by Cmail08 April 4, 2010
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