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Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.
That salty pear was juicy AF.
by Burrywood May 9, 2024
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Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey
"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"
by Denda June 30, 2022
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Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)
Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore
by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019
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Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

Yeah man she was an easy rider

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019
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Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.
"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."
by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024
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Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."
by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025
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salty napkin

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
by Young snaps July 5, 2017
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