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Junior swag

When you absolutely bomb something, mimicking the struggles of a junior in high school. Also known as failing miserably.
Turd: Hey how'd that chemistry test go today guys?

Cool Guy: Oh I aced that thing. Basically went Jesus mode.

Turd: How about you?

Junior: Good god I junior swagged out hard today.

Turd: Soooo, F, right?

Junior: Yeah. 23%. Junior swag!
by ToilaHoney March 14, 2012
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Swag Surfing

The act of putting your arms on others shoulders and moving left and right to create a wave looking effect. Coined by the fans and players of the University of Oregon.
Just one the championship so you know we swag surfing.
by TriinityUD July 23, 2018
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Swag Gun

A AK-47 with the clip removed and when fired gives off a "swag" noise. Is able to instantly bestow swag and turn any normal average joe into a nigga, swigga, or wigga. Not to be confused with swag bomb.
Joey: Yo Daryl lookin' pretty fresh.

Alex: Musta' been shot by a swag gun yesterweek.
by SpanishTron March 23, 2011
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Swag dialect

A lanuage strictly used by those who have swag and are swagged out at all times. This language cannot be understood by those who do not have swag.
I can't understand him, he is speaking in swag dialect.

or

I only talk to those who speak in swag dialect.

or

She doesn't have swag, therefore she cannot understand our swag dialect... what a basic bitch!
by ParisP October 22, 2011
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swag surfin

when u swag with ur ass showin and ur surfin. Also when u shit and the water from the toliet splashes on to your ass.

Neel Patel made this and i said it right so fuck off
DAMN U GOT SHIT ON UR ASSS is swag surfin
by Oscermayor has a way with bolo February 5, 2010
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Douche Swag

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger
Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.
by Young Don23 August 13, 2012
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Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.
Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!
by dehman April 9, 2013
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