sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

sloppy purse

A woman's vagina

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.

by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015

reversed sloppy santa

When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.

partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa

by cronk doogle July 23, 2015

Sloppy Bara

Nickname given to the female who decides to give her man the Sloppy in front of other passengers in the vehicle

Sloppy Bara gave her man the Sloppy otw to the beach

by WWDYLACN July 26, 2016

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.

Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!

by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

Sloppy Austin

A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.

I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016