When your girl uses her feet to jack you off into a big cup of eggnog before she pours hotdogwater you dick and maked you drin the nog as fast as you can.
by bugwater February 03, 2023
When your girl uses her feet to jack you off into a big cup of eggnog before she pours hotdogwater your dick and makes you drink the nog as fast as you can.
by bugwater February 03, 2023
A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit.
by Brunhilde December 02, 2016
That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.
by korn_134 October 24, 2023
Describes when two individuals who are thought to hate each other actually love each other or may even be in a romance
Sarah and Daniel are fighting all time, what's the fuss between them?
Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc
Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc
by NZJSJ November 17, 2023
A Sloppy Churro is the act of lathering your penis in melted butter, followed by a thorough coating of cinnamon sugar so that the penis appears like a delicious churro.
You Know What a Sloppy Churro is?
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)
by The real John October 02, 2019
by ThaGoob August 07, 2024