oliver

a white kid who is a virgin and plays fortnite and roblox

my mom says that oliver canr come over after he pooped in my room and then started flossing

by oliver quick November 7, 2018

Oliver

Oliver is an amazing name. Most likely a boys name. An Oliver an absolutely amazing person, and they know it. Oliver might not be the most popular boy in there grade but there sure as hell funny. He is a very smart boy with dark thick hair and dark brown eyes. When he has his sights on a girl, She wouldn't know for years maybe, not until Oliver tells her. To describe him a bit better, Oliver is an extremely smart, funny and kind boy. He will always be very polite to the people he doesn't know that well but when he gets to know them, he goes wild. If you have an Oliver as a friend, keep him around because the odds of finding are like winning the lottery. If you have an Oliver as a boyfriend you are the luckiest girl in the world because he will be the best boyfriend you can ever get. And last but not least he's really hot!

Girl 1: who's that kid over there?
Girl 2: oh that's Oliver, and over there is his girlfriend!
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend made me that happy

by Well, Well, Well January 6, 2021

Oliver

A person of a bushy appearance. They will also have a huge phone case to charge his phone

Hey Oliver, bushy!

by Someone5360 September 19, 2018

olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.

i just wanna olive oil banana you

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

Olive

A short nascar fan who draws but never posts anything and likes anime and nuclear explosions and area 51

Olive? Have you grown?

by Jg8824fan November 24, 2021

Oliver

Oliver is overall just a fat soccer player who is not funny at all. He has no bitches and he is a simping little bitch. He hates black people and he is racist. And he has a 1 inch penis.

Jack: Do you know oliver?
Bob: Yeah he's a bitch little ni**a
Jack: Yeah I know!

by r2309iju3=f 32 September 5, 2022

Oliver

That cunt that thinks it’s fully acceptable to become your daughters boyfriend and treat her nice and do nice things for her,

Like seriously who the fuck does this cunt think he is?

Have you met Rachels new boyfriend he’s so nice too her?

Eurgh that cunt, he’s such an Oliver

by TheRealDamNMVP April 16, 2022