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poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death
me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"
by coghkf November 20, 2018
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Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.
My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping
by PIG January 3, 2013
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poop scurd

Brown marks left by your poop
I flushed the toilet and I noticed there were still several poop scurds on the porcelain, so I stuck my hand in there and rubbed them out.
by Cornpoops after breakfast January 7, 2014
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Pre-poop

This happens right before pushing out a huge tank
Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.

Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"
by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013
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Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.
Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.
by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018
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Poop Seeker

a person that listens to mainstream crap music.
Danny is a poop seeker, he listens to lady gaga and my chemical romance.

My girlfriend is such a poop seeker she listens to bullet for my valentine. I put a bullet in her ipod for valentine's day.

Jerry is a poop seeking bastard... he told me the grateful dead is for the birds... So i fed him to the birds and i was grateful he was dead.
by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011
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Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
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