Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

Za-Beer

Definition 1: French saying “pass the beer”
Defintion 2: The real name of any Africa named Sabir

Person 1: Pass za-beer
Person 2: I cant pass a person to you
Person 1: Wait i thought his name was sabir
Za-Beer: DANG YOU ALL!!

by Cakeyvan April 18, 2020

Za-Beer

Definition 1: French saying “pass the beer”
Defintion 2: The real name of any Africa named Sabir

Person 1: Pass za-beer
Person 2: I cant pass a person to you
Person 1: Wait i thought his name was sabir
Za-Beer: DANG YOU ALL!!

by Cakeyvan April 18, 2020

gas beers

when you stick a beer bottle up your ass and fart and it makes bubbles

Carl is going to gas beers with me and Freddie

by danny kilt May 17, 2020

pour the beer

The action of being passive-aggressive toward an oblivious person, in an extreme and upsetting way such as pouring a beer.

-I hate Michael! I had to pour the beer!
- Why? What did he do this time?
- He replied to me with just 3 words after I sent a long paragraph.
- Ugh dude ok...

by strongorganizatinoskills February 22, 2020

Buffer beer

A lighter, cheaper, lower alcohol content beer consumed in between “real beers” to allow for a longer period of “responsible” drinking.

Wow! I’m really feeling that last Stout big time! I think I need a Buffer beer like a Coor’s light so I don’t get wrecked too early.

by manoffishes August 8, 2022

Beer Hook

In Music , describing the type of chorus you need in a song composition. Referring to 70-80's beer commercial jingles. Example: Budweiser's King of the beers jingle, "When you say Bud , you got it all! When you say Bud you got it all."

I think this songs great but, it really needs a "beer hook" .

by Reecifer April 27, 2022