by K. Bradford July 5, 2018
Get the A real live assholemug. Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.
Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)
by JJthepuller February 16, 2023
Get the The condensed milk is realmug. Heroic development, good, transcendent good, progressiveistic good, advanced good, worthwhile developmental good beyond the boundaries of computing systems and applied in reality and real life
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration
Once I focused on WhiteHatting In Real Life I feel that karmicly I can righteously enjoy Transcendent peace
by TranslogicMultisonance January 26, 2023
Get the WhiteHatting In Real Lifemug. An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.
A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
Get the Done a Real Plonkermug. by heckaroonies August 11, 2023
Get the Hot girl realnessmug. Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
Get the Real Life Womenmug. by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022
Get the Immimarie(Real definition)mug.