Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .

#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.

by Gazcap June 3, 2024

G-Lemon

Ubiquitous hiker, usually of a larger stature, that claims to hike but rarely shows up.

A “citrus-limetta” which leaves a sour taste in groups mouths when no-shows occur.

Ahhh man Kyle, we got G-Lemoned again!

Dude, we have 10 permits to hike the Sierras this year but we have another G-Lemon on our hands.

by Jordan from June 12, 2024

Lemonal

Noun: The metaphorical space between a lemon and a lime. Often used to describe a subtle, yet distinct difference between two objects, scenarios, or choices. Commonly misused by comparing three or more objects.

Etymology: Emerges from incorrect or playful usage of limenal.

Example: Cousin, I’ve narrowed it down to two apartments, but I can’t decide. The difference is lemonal.

by precurious_being June 13, 2024

Lemon Head

When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.

Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

Lemon Dongle

To be weird, mysterious, and awkward around your peers. Typically refuses to trim but comes around in the end

This guys being such a lemon dongle! He doesn’t want to trim with the rest of us.

by Bagasardasam August 13, 2024

Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from one’s true love.

Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?

by A Mott April 24, 2025

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squirting lemon juice into ones vagina, causing immense discomfort and burning while having sex.

"Yo bro I lemon squeezed my girl last night, she was screaming and itching all night"
"Sweet dog, me next?"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025