by yazpikle July 23, 2009
On the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her anal sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. The fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. This process happens in less than a second but can be repetitive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of 'attack'. e.g. asthma attack. This can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. E.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.
"I went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers". I had an ass-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning".
by Vallaboratory June 17, 2013
When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
by Big Boy Benjamin July 20, 2019
When 6 black are in a circle and one white guys in the middle and the black guys proceed to shit on the white guy and turn him black.
Hey last night me and the boys (gabe, jonah,DJ,orly,daniel,and nick) gave troche an alabama mud dog. He is so black you can't even see him in the light.
by the 6 putsmeowwwws January 31, 2023
When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.
by Brisket01 August 05, 2018
The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.
Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke!
I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!
I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!
by Jew_God February 01, 2018
When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room
Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls
by Mule3535 November 19, 2021