Ke$ha Poo

Glitter. It's glitter. Ke$ha physically discharges actual glitter from her body. It's a fact. I read it on Facebook.

"WOW! Your Ke$ha Poo eyeliner looks fantastic!"

by gerden December 5, 2021

True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!

James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"

by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024

Ha Cha Cha

The famous slogan of Mickey Mouse's rival, Mortimer Mouse.

Pete is big, but now he's small, and this is how I'm gonna take it all. Ha Cha Cha.

by Jack the Weirdo Thing February 24, 2024

Has-been

A person who no longer has a great significance.

"Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence! Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program!"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

HA! JEWLUMINATI!

HA! INFERIOR! I JUST GOT TO THAT PART OF THE VIDEO! THAT IS HILARIOUS! THE PERFECT EXEMPLAR OF YOUR INFERIORITY TO ME!

Hym "HA! JEWLUMINATI!? WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED!? HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN MY THING!? HAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD YOU SUCK SO FUCKING BAD! YOU CAN'T JUST A JEW TO THING WITH OUT IT BEING PHONETICALLY SIMILAR YOU DOLT! AHA! AAHAHAHAHAHAA! YOU SEE HOW BAD HE SUCKS AT THIS, RIGHT? OMG! WOW! COMPLETELY INFERIOR! He's like my mini me! He's like diet Hym! All the flavor without any of the carbs! Unbelievable! God you're ass at this!"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

has mo kar

has mo kar is a great way to express your feelings when you like someone.

Ivan: Has mo kar bebe
Svetla:Haide bebe haide

by tisigei69 March 29, 2024

HAs

Acknowledging the humor in something without going through the effort of laughing or pretending to laugh.

Acknowledging the humor in something without going through the effort of laughing or pretending to laugh.

Joker: knock knock

Two Face: who's there?

Joker: guess who?

Two Face: who?

Joker: What are you? An owl?

Two Face: HAs

by Ousley N. Early July 22, 2022