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chode

Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.
That guy is dope, he must be a fuckin’ chode!
by clsmooth98 April 25, 2020
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.
Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
mugGet the Chode pleasermug.

Chode

That guy is a chode.
by anonymous July 5, 2022
mugGet the Chodemug.

Giga Chode

The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000
This guys a fuckin giga chode.
by MANA413 March 23, 2025
mugGet the Giga Chodemug.

Chode frog

a type of frog with a wide fat neck that is white
Wow that’s a big chode frog!
by chodesarelife68 November 21, 2018
mugGet the Chode frogmug.

Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023
mugGet the Chode slingermug.

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?
by carchester December 15, 2010
mugGet the jode the chodemug.

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