Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018

Chip

Chip white worthless piece of shit

Hey chip

by zaliyah921 July 8, 2019

The Lord’s Chips

The term Nacho Libre gives to the tortilla chips for the homeless that are stolen.

“These are the Lord’s chips!”

by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019

Chips

1. A word to represent the KIDNEYS or TESTICALS.

I popped his chip bag and the chips fell out.

by Sir humps alot July 27, 2008

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022

Wood Chip

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".

"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".

by bonedust April 14, 2010