The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.
by LadyA314 December 20, 2023
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Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Tax mug.A boy who can make you feel special. A person who makes you feel like the only one who exists.
Someone who isn't rude(it's not true if he is abusive/rude) Someone who makes you feel like your awesome a person who is loving and caring. Wait why are you searching this up is it to find out if he's right.
Someone who isn't rude(it's not true if he is abusive/rude) Someone who makes you feel like your awesome a person who is loving and caring. Wait why are you searching this up is it to find out if he's right.
My "Boyfriend" is caring.
by uhweirdo October 16, 2020
Get the Boyfriend mug.Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025
Get the Boyfriend Kisser mug.The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.
by Alannatheduck November 13, 2021
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Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
by 3526252626@urmom.com December 10, 2019
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