badness in a box

Sweet. Double Awesome. Over the top excellent. When something additionally great happens after already expecting something good. Origin: Marion, Ohio c. 1987

Your parents let you stay over and you brought some Rold Gold pretzels? Badness in a box!

by unkumpfortable June 22, 2014

Glass Boxed

In the middle of TSA checkpoints are glass booths.

These booths are where they make you wait if you require further screening. If you have attitude they keep you there till you miss your flight.

Did you see that lady with the nice rack? The TSA glass boxed her for 20 minutes.

by Paul E. Ester December 2, 2010

Wonga Boxed

Ineffably wasted!

Babe, I'm absolutely wwwwwwwonga boxed!

by RhiD November 18, 2009

A1 box

That baby daddy making, that take your whole months pay make your friends think you hit your head on a very hard surface, you wanting to spend ur life savings, falling in love after the first hit. In basic terms, bomb ass "pussy ".

A1 in A1 pussy breakdown:
The A- That pussy is graded with and A .
The 1- That pussy is number one.
The A1 together complement eachother both enfircising the phenomenality of the " pussy".

Not one thing could compare to this pussy
~bread

Brandon: yoo man, since when you're the settling type?
Josiah: Idk man this girl is just different.
Brandon: I told u not to go with that girl, but you still went ahead and hit anyway.
Josiah: Its not like that man. She's just different, plus shawdy got an A1 box.
Brandon: How good?
Josiah: Just..just dont try coming around her, man I know how you could be.

by dvddybread October 9, 2020

Check-in-the-Box

A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.

Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.

by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021

boxed water

Water that is in a box made by the company boxed water is better. On two sides of the box it says boxed water is better with a raindrop at the end and one side it says hello written in cursive letters. On the final side it has facts about the company and the boxed water itself.

This boxed water is better than any water I've ever tasted

by Gen no phone February 3, 2017

telephone boxing

Where you quite simply stand in a telephone box staring creepily at passers by. Using the telephone is not needed as the point of this skill is todisturp and make other people feel uncomfortable.

'Shit that guy was telephone boxing me!"
"Lets go telephone box the shit out of some unsuspecting punters"

by runfatboyrun May 12, 2013