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Brandon

The act of fellating an elderly man of the white conservative persuasion.
by Crymsonnite December 31, 2021
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Cole D Brandon

A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
"When we go to Esports practice, Cole D Brandon will be bullied"
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is someone who moves from St. Petersburg Fl to Nc and is the most handsomest man you will ever meet . Once you fall in love with him you can never let him go because he is one of a kind . He does so much for everyone, is funny, family oriented, sweet and caring, charming, strong, protective, smart and just sooo much more . He loves the gym and wrestling and is just so strong . He will always be there for you when you need him and the best person in the world . He deserves EVERYTHING he has ever wanted or desired and deserves so so much . And he will marry me one day just watch heheheeeee K+B forever also quick lil shoutout to Brenda and Kyleeeee !!! and thank u for protecting me from my crazy cousinssss love u poopie butttttt
Brandon’s butt is big !!!!
by brandonsfuturewifey March 30, 2024
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brandon

biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.
“why is brandon so sad?

“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”
by kilyurmom420 February 16, 2020
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Brandon Isabella

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.

He cooka da pizza pie
Brandon Isabella stop that you’re my stepbro
by Jkey November 8, 2022
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Brandon

Bipolar, has schizophrenia and will never leave me alone. "Yo chill with that" is his most common saying
Your starting to sound like a Brandon I can't lie..
by Thatoneguyfromda6ix December 6, 2023
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Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason
Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…
by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022
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