August 6th

August 6th is a day where any James and his significant other get a free pass to exchange nudes.

It’s august 6th...you know what that means!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe August 5, 2020

National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏

"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"

by MyNextPolo August 24, 2025

no kiss august

No affectionate or friendly kisses, love and romance, sexiness, cosmetics and beauty, and in some cases, sassiness to anybody

Boy: hey
Girl:hey, yk what month it is?
Boy: yea its no kiss August
Girl: yea

by Lucy pucy November 27, 2024

August 8

National drown your short friend

Oh look its the august 8, national drown your short friend day

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

August 1

whoever is born on this day is the cutest person ever

person 1: hey you! your the cutest girl i know!
person 2: huh what?
person 1: your birthday is in august 1!
person2: no its not

by username0183736 April 19, 2025

2nd of august

National Sam Day

Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend

Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO

by SmartPersonKnowsAll August 1, 2023

August 14

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.

Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!

by ivan_gf_isc:) November 25, 2023