April 8th

National Shaylee day, she's knows

"April 8th, special day for Shaylee, if only she'd known"

by Depressionyag October 29, 2019

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24th April

Its buy your girlfriend a pregnancy testing kit day, the day where all boyfriends buy their girlfriends a pregnancy testing kit.

K- hey boo its 24th april, lemme buy yo a preganews

N- awww i would love that

by goofyahhmf April 24, 2022

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21st of april

National kiss your homies day

"Hey bro its 21stapril kiss me"

"Aight bro"

On the 21st of april you have to kiss your jomkes

by InconspicuousRat April 20, 2021

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The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.

Have you met her/him they were born on April 2nd

by Autumn Rogers March 15, 2021

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April 20th

On this day a beautiful "angel on earth"was born. She is intelligent, sexy, friendly, caring, kinky, freaky, amazing, mesmerizing, talented, beautiful beyond believe, a hero (not just the old regular kind but the SUPER kind), a mom (the best one), hottie, boss bitch, sister, daughter, friend, loyal, passionate, lover, artist and many other things that we could have listed but it would have taken up way too many pages.

April 20th female birthday day celebrator named Chairty who is the most special person in the universe.

by "Underpants kid" April 19, 2020

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April 26

April 26 celebrates national chicken milk day. A day in which people, regardless of what religions or beliefs, take chicken and pour milk on it. After they do this they consume it and are considered chicken milk kings

Oh my god I am so exited, it’s April 26 and it’s time for chicken milk day. I have been waiting to pour milk onto chicken than eat it for so long.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 8, 2019

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