I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

Michigan Man

A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.

That Harbaugh. He’s a Michigan Man through and through!

by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023

Skat man

A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.

However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.

Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.

Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"

by RetroLizard January 25, 2022

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022

man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.

Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"

by KingArnold November 21, 2013

Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.

A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.

by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023

Man

Inspiration for Batman. Michael Keaton played Man in the 1989 movie "Man". Later, Bob Kane and Bill Finger would add a pair of pointy ears to Man's head and would dub their new character "Batman".

Why is Man in the aslume, is he stupid?

by Eldeirun December 3, 2023