When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
Get the Dead man’s handmug. by Starry "star" Nightstreak December 2, 2015
Get the Man-nipplesmug. P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
by Liqr1 August 14, 2021
Get the Man Upmug. Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"
"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"
by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020
Get the iron manmug. A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.
by Wooly Willy June 10, 2008
Get the The Piano Manmug. Seminal fluids that often appears and says hello when a mans shlong is rubed or inserted in to somthing contracting.
by i love hair down there October 20, 2008
Get the man varnishmug. person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022
Get the Mullet Manmug.