your mom

was nice last night

ohhhhh yeaaaaahh reaaal good
i fuck your mom every week on tuesdays

by Shadow XX March 8, 2019

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.

A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 15, 2012

Your Mom

Usually a fat, stupid, ugly ogre that is commonly used as a insult.

Guy 1: Your so stupid and ugly
Guy 2: No your mom

by Walrus0353 July 11, 2021

Your mom

you use it for a come back to someone if they insulted you

Friend:"Your gay"
Yoy:"That's not what your mom said last night"

by Romsef November 17, 2017

your mommmmmmmmmm

the ultimate come back to ruin someone carrier.

Obama : you are the least intelligent human our race has experienced. you have an iq below zero and you wont last a second out in the real world. the only use anyone will get from you is the ground when i knock you out and use you as fertilizer.

guy: your mommmmmmmmmm

by mcfrickhead June 4, 2019

National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.

Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024