Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

Oscar the man

Safe opp boy feds at yard so allowing the beef safe g

Safe Oscar the man

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing!

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

dragon-man

Half man, half dragon. Trogdor was one for approximately 2 seconds.

Trogdor was a man... a DRAGON-MAN!!! ...okay, maybe just a dragon.

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

Hyena Man

The Hyena man is a man in a African village that will take the virginity’s of little girls 10+

Man the hyena man is creepy

by Mäbyë February 3, 2020

Spider-Man in

When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.

I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020