getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

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Man-Nado

When a large group of men come through and destroy a buffet in one fatal swoop.

Man look out a Man-Nado we need more food on the buffet!!!!

by Boo Radley1 August 2, 2011

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Man

A miserable little pile of secrets

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. Have at you!

by Cowbelly 2 March 15, 2021

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21-29 year old balls. Balls that have matured over a boys life, stating that he is no longer tight. Tight innocence has been out grown, and now can be identified as MAN BALLS. With this a man’s testicles are now able to bust properly and have the ability to be milked to a full potential. Man balls is something to be happy and proud of, at this time we are studying what comes after 29 years old.

For additional information about man balls please contact your health professional.

Dan: “I have Man balls”
Alex: “No you don’t you are 37, also girls 10 years younger than you want man balls not what you have”
Juan: “My balls get busted and skewered all the time”

Alex: “I love a good old ball busting session with my big pair of man balls”
Juan: “Me too”

Dan: :|

by CMBD_MD May 28, 2024

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man-poof

Any body poof made specifically for a man

BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby

GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different

BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber

GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof

by Phoenix Jones May 19, 2010

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