Dingle Shit

That shit that stays on your anus even though it's halfway out.

Dude 1: Yo, just had the worst dingle shit!
Dude 2: Why would I care, asshole?

by Mettabrawn February 28, 2017

Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 8, 2017

shit factor

N. The opposite of an "it factor". The undefinable quality that makes some one unlikable.

Ben Affleck's shit factor is off the charts

by JoeStizzy March 11, 2017

uptop shit

A small area in the mt airy section of a Philadelphia that spans from 1400 Vernon rd to 1500 Wadsworth ave

That's some uptop shit

by Smittuptop April 9, 2017

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

shit-stained ballz

When your banging a chick, who didn't wipe her ass good after she took a massive dump .. and your saggy balls are smacking her dirty asshole while fucking her pussy ...this is when you get "shit-stained ballz".

Dam bro, becky needs to start wiping her ass after she takes a shit, I pounded her pussy last night ..and got a bad case of "shit-stained ballz"

by Dunkin D April 22, 2016