Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019
Get the Mountain with Wingsmug. A person who gave their love, trust, and loyalty so deeply that when it was broken, they were forever changed—not destroyed, but no longer whole in the same way. Someone who still walks through life carrying what they lost, quiet and grounded, shaped by both the love they gave and the silence that followed.
“He loved her so completely that when she vanished without a word, he became a wing ridden angel—still standing, but never soaring again.”
by Frank man April 29, 2025
Get the Wing Ridden Angelmug. When after eating Cheetos you jack off your boyfriend and he then puts it in you only to leave Cheeto crust on your labia, often left for some other form of copulation. Usually done while drinking off shot cognac sold for 15 a shot(at any b**land) or watching yank gansta'sic movies with what is know as your slim dog(a bicurious mainly lonely bang everything ano guy; for short ma bimainlobangevanogi.)
Dang, I woke up with burning Cheeto Wings after my slim dog and I stayed up drinking to my Cousin Vinny; I must have grabbed the flammin'sic hot kind.
by Wriss-klip-madter March 31, 2021
Get the Cheeto Wingmug. They are just chicken nuggets. A chicken wing has the bone in but if it doesn’t then it is just a chicken nugget
Costumer: Hey could I get some bone less wings.
Employe: oh did u mean chicken nuggets because they don’t have a bone in them.
Employe: oh did u mean chicken nuggets because they don’t have a bone in them.
by Travis Logan cowles September 8, 2020
Get the Bone less wingsmug. Crimson Tide Wing Man
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
Get the Crimson Tide Wing Manmug. A cast off bike frame or project bike with little or no current value, but the potential to be valuable or impressive to the right audience once it’s repaired, finished, or built up in a collectible fashion.
Differs from hoarded trash only in having a timeline for restoration.
Gorilla wings are complementary items to unicorn parts, which can be hung on them to create a nice bike.
Differs from hoarded trash only in having a timeline for restoration.
Gorilla wings are complementary items to unicorn parts, which can be hung on them to create a nice bike.
“Dude. My son wants the neon fade Klein frame.”
- “Cool. I’ve got a gorilla wing hanging in my garage already.”
- “Cool. I’ve got a gorilla wing hanging in my garage already.”
by Biketinker November 23, 2018
Get the Gorilla Wingmug. by jack tripper 5605 June 30, 2011
Get the Wing Candymug.