by CapTouhou November 5, 2021
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amog us is is a bad illness that infects millions world wide. when infected its symptoms can include:
brain tumors, upset stomach, vomitting, diarrea, brain damage, blindness, saying sus or cap, and in some cases death.
how to avoid getting amog us:
staying away from people who seem to be infected, staying away from the game "among us", staying away from large crowds.
how amog us kills:
amog us will hijack two healthy cells and it will kill other cells and sometimes it will sabotage the lungs, eyes or heart.
brain tumors, upset stomach, vomitting, diarrea, brain damage, blindness, saying sus or cap, and in some cases death.
how to avoid getting amog us:
staying away from people who seem to be infected, staying away from the game "among us", staying away from large crowds.
how amog us kills:
amog us will hijack two healthy cells and it will kill other cells and sometimes it will sabotage the lungs, eyes or heart.
sorry i cant come to the party im trying to stay away from large crowds to stop me from getting amog us
by DustyPaladin November 14, 2021
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1: Go to the bottom of all among us servers.
2: Join it.
3: Get their snapchat and avoid getting banned.
4:Meet in real life.
1: Go to the bottom of all among us servers.
2: Join it.
3: Get their snapchat and avoid getting banned.
4:Meet in real life.
by someone else thats not u fan October 10, 2021
Get the Among us girlfriend mug.The order from the BATTERY ASSER(ec)TION to destroy a PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE on camera camera SATELLITE by DICKING around with SHIT AND BIG BALLS after (ec) EAT COPROPHILE.
ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.
ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,
SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(
CUMMING is required.
ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.
ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,
SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(
CUMMING is required.
Why would anybody ever separate US TESLA AN from the ASSH0LE NAKED as it is a misnomer BUTT the PEDOPHILE SEX ACTS are SHITEATING AND SHOVING BALLS IN THE ASSH0LE ANUS and hearing the YELLING "'T0 , T00 (SECOND 0NE) , TW0(NEW SHIT IS IN) , TU (YOU) , TU TU" and this SHIT will always be forever attached to THIS ASSH0LE which THE emptying of the BALLS from THE DICK WILL have a lot to DUE WITH ASSHOLE.ASSWHOLE in en (D) TIRE ty.
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