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Indiana Wesleyan University 

Justin: Did you hear about Indiana Wesleyan University basketball?
Ashley: No what happened?
Justin: They lost to Oregon Tech 107-93. Trash. Actual trash.

mr harris of the oxford university 

mr harris of the oxford university is a legend

George Washington University 

Located in Foggy Bottom of D.C., George Washington University is primarily known as the "University for Consumer Culture". The institution has gained a reputation for fostering sons and daughters of the wealthy, whose goals seem to be excess material consumption and pretentious fashion-following, despite having bright students.

Such rumors were likely propagated after the University's world record-braking tuition fees, much of which is put toward entertainment provided for students (e.g. laser light shows, parades, galas, slush-rides and other services external to education itself).

The school is also criticized for lacking a "campus" in the traditional sense of the word.
OMG!!!! I got into George Washington University, lol!!! I am SO going shopping in Georgetown with Daddy's plastic, first day I get there. How exited am I that our dorms are like palaces!!!

Yale University 

The stuckup snobby college where students are accepted based on family ties and not based on merit. Students who should fail end up receiving "gentleman C's" at Yale. Notable alumni have become politicians and then immediately tried their best to fuck up their country.
Bush graduated from Yale University after receiving gentleman C's, even though his intelligence is much lower than that of a chimp.

Concordia [University] 

Concordia University is an English language comprehensive public university located in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. It is also considered one of the best universities in the world.
Concordia University is the best university in Montreal... don't even think about saying that it's not.

Harvard University 

Harvard University is one of the world's most prestigious institutions of higher learning.

Harvard has prestigious undergraduate, (bachelor's degree), graduate (MBA, MPH, MPA degree etc), professional (MD degree) and postgraduate education. The college, business school, public health school, medical school, dental school, kennedy school have students of incredible educational caliber and many average folk are jealous of them because they couldn't enter any of the aforementioned Harvard schools while only a select few can.

Most end up being successful too, adding more jealousy in the eyes of the average man.
Average folk: Man, I wish I can enter the Harvard School of Public Health or the Harvard Medical School. It is my dream. To be honest, I wouldn't mind entering any school at Harvard University, but I'm hoping to be a doctor one day! A Harvard graduate doctor! boo-yah!

Average folk #2: Doubt you can enter bro. You are just average. You'll never get a Harvard degree, even if your life depends on it. They won't even consider your application.

Harvard alumni in a ferrari: You unprivileged human beings can't enter Harvard. Haha!
Harvard University by HarvardYard August 23, 2012