Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016

bob the llama

Bob the llama is great can assure when you accosiate with Bob the llama

Bob the llama is Bob the llama

by Uhhhhhh2121 June 18, 2018

Rob and Bob

Characters that talk when I make a definitions for words. Typically Rob speaks first. NOTE: Not my friends just two characters I made up because they rhyme

Rob: "This dumbass finally made a definitions about us. He did "Sucking on the hucker dory" and "Hornswagger dumpling whore" The hell is this?"
Bob: "We broke the fourth wall, does that make us funny?"
Rob: "No the fuck no, we're on the same level of humor as that fucking stupid ass show called "Velma"
Bob: "I thought we were funny because we broke the fourth wall..."
Rob: "If you actually find this funny, get rid of your devices and touch grass."
Bob: "I forgot we had to define this word, this is such a Rob and Bob moment..."

by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023

Bob Rossed

Where the man violently shakes his hard penis back and forth on the person's leg like Bob Ross cleaning his brushes.

Wow! Chris is a dick, he totally Bob Rossed me last night and I have welts all over my leg!

by Cheesewake June 10, 2020

Bob Semple

When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.

Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."

by Minitru December 2, 2018

King Bob

Man of the ladies and the Men and lasts as long as the letters in his name

King Bob lasts the 7 mins of heaven he needs to

by RAMigo April 22, 2022

tick & bob

To systematically compare groups of numbers against the expected outcome to locate discrepancies.

We need to tick & bob the trade quantity and prices to see why we are out money.

by kitty pride October 5, 2011