Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Second Star to the Right

When your homeboy busts on her right tiddie right after you splooge on her left

“Bro that Second Star to the right felt so fucking gooooood.”

by Cheemsborgor May 15, 2025

Monday the second of November

u must ask out ur crush if ur name starts with any of theese letters,

A, F, M, G, K, Y, W, E

hey Alex it’s Monday the second of November u need to ask out ur crush

by urmitsururbandictionaryer November 2, 2020

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts With A Uviladian Second<.7.9..76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts With A Uviladian Second<.7.9..76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts With A Uviladian Second<.7.9..76.>

by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

irregular-quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Suelta Todo Suelta Porque Pick Up Artistry Starts At Three Seconds & Ends At Three Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Porque Pick Up Artistry Starts At Three Seconds & Ends At Three Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Porque Pick Up Artistry Starts At Three Seconds & Ends At Three Hours

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025