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Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture
Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama
by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
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Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture, the kids of mama moist are little yellow midget things that look like you took their dinosaur toy
Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama

Mama kid : mama I want your moist
by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
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Mama dry

Mama dry: I am obama
You :no don’t come to my house
Mama dry:that’s it I’m coming to your house
You: (dies)
by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
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Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
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3 sistas on ya mama

When a person scores 15 points In a Domino game

Me: places domino down on table. "3 SISTAS ON YA MAMA"
by J. Gary (Knowledge) January 13, 2024
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Mama

The one reason why no day is a completely bad day. The one person who will always love you and make you even when no one else does. The one who cares for you lovingly. And finally, the one who can make your missing things found.
I love my mama
by The wisest man fr fr January 17, 2024
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Joe mama

unfunny ass joke but i still use it LMAOOOOOOOOO
Guy: Whats ur son's name?
Unfunny ass bitch: Joe
Guy: Last name?
Unfunny ass bitch: Joe mama !
Guy: *beats him up*
by Karmaah February 5, 2024
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