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Luke Menke

jewish gay retard who can't spell precise
Luke menke is so retarded and gay
by iethwiur January 14, 2019
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Luke

Luke is a popular and funny guy, everyone wants to be his friend and every girl has a crush on him. He had like 8273737363 girlfriends before but he never cheated. He is tall, has the prettiest eyes and can be really sweet. But he also gets really annoyed when you’re always in a bad mood or pissed because of nothing, then he will just ignore you. Because he’s a really happy person and won’t get pissed just because you’re in a bad mood for no reason. But he’s also a good listener when you really have a problem, he understands and tries to help you in every way. He’s very caring and gets jealous fast. If you know a Luke, don’t lose him! He’s a keeper and you won’t find a boy like him so fast <3
Girl.1: I met Luke yesterday he’s so funny and handsome!
Girl.2: I know right! He’s so perfect!
by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022
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Luke marchesano

Luke is a very good soccer player but he likes to fumble fine shyts and get with 0/10
Hey luke are you getting with fine shyt tonight
luke:no i’m going to watch the spelling bee at school.Luke marchesano
by Smelly.luke.com February 10, 2025
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luke

luke is slightly short and wants a girlfriend
by elijah tec April 21, 2022
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Luke

A big faggot, loves cock in his ass and has a secret crush on one of his best mates. He is so caring, but his ugly looks ruin it for him. Usually an Irish name(fuck the ira) and he stinks of cat piss
Luke is a lovely boy but is a rank cunt also, he has a strong passion for men and loves it hard n slow
by Lukeloveslaura January 9, 2019
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luke falzon

A litteral god. He is the definition of a ladies man and is exrtemely hot like you wouldnt be able to keep your eyes off him. He also has a gf yelena who is obsessed with him and is madly in love. She always says she dreams of him bc hes that hot to her. She also likes to post stories of them taking a bath together bc she wants to show off hes hottness.
Damnnn hes a hot dude.
He must be a luke falzon.
by Victoria fenech June 1, 2022
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