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Chode

A fat but short shlong (penis)
You have a fat chode
by anonymous March 8, 2021
mugGet the Chodemug.

Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis
Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode
by TJPower June 13, 2024
mugGet the Sigma Chodemug.

chode bitch

refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short
yo this chode bitch finna get us carded at the club
by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021
mugGet the chode bitchmug.

Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.
Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'
by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020
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chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe
by dank_hill October 10, 2016
mugGet the chode goadmug.

chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.
I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.
by AlecDA April 12, 2019
mugGet the chode-likemug.

Chode

A chode is a short fat dick
Dude you see that drake he has a chode
by Podo August 11, 2018
mugGet the Chodemug.

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