Simp lord

A female that wants so much chivalry that she doesn't understand it hurts feminism. Other definitions of simplord hurt simps.

She wanted to be a simp lord, however, she was only a slut.

by georgia mannnnn February 13, 2021

Lord Bens

Bens is a pizza place in Norway. Jose bolt is the owner of bens. Therefore he is Lord Bens

Lord BENS WILL TAKE OVER THE CITY

by Lordbens fanboy1 September 29, 2017

Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner

That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.

by soundless scream March 3, 2019

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022

doing the lords work

Changing the world like you change the toilet paper role with one good deed at a time is doing the lord’s work.

When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.

I guess I will be doing the lords work and take one for the team so you can get laid.

by BabyGotRaQ September 29, 2023

Lord Ramen

Basically he’s god, and a leader of some cult.

Person1: I’m here to spread the word of Lord Ramen.
Person2: Wait you also worship Lord Ramen!?

by The Real Lord Ramen December 29, 2020

Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.

I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.

by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024