Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

by Smack talker Skywalker March 17, 2017

Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.

Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician

by Fhírinne November 30, 2023

Irish Rain

That really fine rain that gets you soaked through to your pants

"Come on it's only fine rain!" "No chance! That's Irish rain and I don't have any spare underwear when these get soaked."

by Benji-chivs November 26, 2021

irish mouthguard

when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth

dude dean passed out at the party so we all gave him an irish mouthguard

by constapedpooblocker February 05, 2010

irish rumble

When two Irish folk have deep sex

Damn Sean and Tiffanie really had a good Irish rumble last night!

by Chauck March 27, 2018

Irish Hot Plate

When a group of guys come on a plate and then the last one to finish eats it.

Hey man did you have an irish hot plate last night?

by Regulus Night Lightcaster November 17, 2023

Irish Chaser

-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix

-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser

by Madmandon May 09, 2019