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Dumb shit

by muhballsitch666 October 10, 2019
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Dumb cunt

A dumb cunt is a person so stupid that they really don't understand they are 'a cunt'. Can be used somewhat interchangeably with stupid cunt
I literally think he is a dumb cunt!
Poor fucking dumb cunt
That dumb cunt needs to be taught some manners!
Stupid dumb cunt
Look at that dumb cunt!
by Nic67 June 27, 2020
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Dumb Song

Oh, in my head
You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurtin' me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free
You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real
So, if that's how you feel
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff
Your world is endin' soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave
So, if that's what you're sayin'
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
You: Hey bro, you wanna listen to the Dumb Song?
Bro: Yeah, that's my favorite song!
by tsam5 March 30, 2024
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gay ass dumb ass bitch

i good boy you can call your dog this it will obey you
by pro writer bami January 28, 2024
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dumb bun

Someone who doesn't know his/her way around punctuations
A: Let's eat senpai!!
B: Lol! You are such a dumb bun. You forgot the comma.
A: *evil grin

B: (anxiously) You forgot to put the comma right??
by plskillme_already August 15, 2022
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Dumb Butt

Anyone named Nate, Nathan, Thomas, or Tom. Specifically: Nathan Thomas
“Man, Nate has been SUCH a dumb butt lately.”
by CookingOil November 22, 2021
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ikea dumb

An addjective describing something being as dumb as a robot only capable of building IKEA products.
#1: Dude your plan is ikea dumb
#2: Man shut up
by Shrekepic August 30, 2023
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