chode

a small , fat, baby dick.

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.

by ayebae22 November 22, 2015

sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024

Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.

"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"

by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020

Chode

Chode a fat dick

Damn Cole you have a fat fucking chode can I beat that shit up until you cum

by Gangbang lover $$$$$$$ April 13, 2023

chode ficker

A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis

My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night

by stroker9138 October 1, 2023

Chode

A chode is a person that has a small thick dick. Eric has a chode

Me: Eric why do you have a chode

Eric:Idk why my dick is so big i wish it was as big as your Jordan

by Krqaxg2b August 2, 2024

chode worm

An excessively fat and short worm, primarily found in the south. They only appear from the ground at night, may appear in an unfortunate soul’s pants. Usually 1-2 inches long.

“Look Daddy, I found a chode worm!”

“I can see the chode worm through your pants”

by mkmhs January 14, 2018