Gas Tap

Someone who lies or says something that really couldn't possibly happen.

Teacher: And that's why x=y
Boy: No it's Z you gas tap!

2

Boy 1: I heard Sally went out with Mike on Friday
Boy 2: No she didn't, you gas tap.

by Rummy11 October 1, 2010

gas station roulette

Going with a group of friends to a gas station (or convenience store) and purchasing each other 1 drink, 1 snack (usually chips), and 1 dessert discreetly. Then, you all come together as a group and try your snack combination and typically rate it out of 10.

"Hey Jason! We're playing gas station roulette tonight. You're buying for Gavin."

by thedepressedjester April 12, 2022

Pussy-Ass gas leak

When a woman queefs in a man’s ass and then the man farts in her vagina at the same time making an ultimate vibration.

i had pussy-ass gas leak with my stepsister and she queefed so loud that ass checks are still vibrating

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 12, 2023

Gas

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by TsuyuFropFrop April 1, 2019

Gas pedal

Have you not driven a car before? It's the thing that makes you go fast.

E.x.: So, there's this Eurobeat song about a guy that's obsessed with car racing to impress her girlfriend. He also seems to like stepping on the gas pedal for some reason.

by FyterX October 26, 2019

brownhills gas man

Whenever you go down bhills high street you’ll spot this nitty a mile away walking with his bottle of gas fluid ready to spark anyone in their jaw for a 6-inch sub

Got on the bus today and saw the brownhills gas man , he tried to storm on the bus but the local chavs pulled him right off.

by Jesus’ Edgelord February 26, 2021

OREGON GAS MASK

CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.

In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly [e-mail] as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022