sex story

The contents of your trash can.

This sex story is the shit... tiest.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 1, 2017

Kevdog story

A recount of an event that has no relevance to the topic at hand and/or no significant point to the story.

Person 1: Yeah I just won my game of soccer 2-0, I scored :D

Person 2: The other day I was in my car dong my homework, and I forgot it inside the car.

Person 1: ... Kevdog story.

by acer355 May 19, 2009

Story City Iowa

A town in central Iowa with a population of about 3500. Surrounded by 500 miles of corn in all directions, located right on highway 35. Home to some of the most condescending asshole hillbillies you'll ever meet. Some of the attractions of this town include Kum and Go, The Carousel(which is only interesting to Chinese tourist), and the two parks located in the middle of town. The only reason anyone ever comes to this town is to stop and eat at one of the many poorly managed restaurant along the interstate. Living here is atrocious, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a steady income and a good head on their shoulders. The people there are weird, deranged, and want nothing to do with outsiders. The cops are absolute assholes, and the school system is an utter joke. And living there, even for a short period of time, will bore you to death. The only thing to do in Story City is to be a drunken, drug addicted hick. I would recommend avoiding this town, or any town north of Ames along interstate 35, until at least Albert Lea, Minn.

Tourist: So what do people from Story City Iowa do?
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.

by ChicagoTribune May 6, 2013

Stary Eyed Babygirl

A bitch who has hopes and dreams that will never be accomplished, she is usually happy and up beat and annoys everyone around her, she is generally a slut and is very self confident despite her repulsive appearance.

Who's that Stary Eyed Babygirl

That's Amanda nobody likes her

by Niggermeat October 23, 2016

Stirlingitis

Stirlingitis is a terrible afliction affecting many engineers and mechanics who have enjoyed working with the stirling engine. Many who have contracted this condition of being addicted to tinkering and playing with this curious mechanical device can't help themselves but continue to do it for life.

An engineer meets the stirling engine. He can't help but wonder "what if?" there are a million variables. Curiosity has taken advantage of him. He's hooked. He can't help himself. Hence the engineer has contracted "stirlingitis"

by Anonymous55 September 14, 2012

The story of how I lost my V-card

I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14

The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life

by 🤩starboy April 22, 2019

Rape Story

A story about rape.

M: Did you here that rape story?
F: I'm sure it's fake.
M: It was a ten year old girl.
F: Holy SHit!

by anonymous September 14, 2020