Hammy-Sandy

When you wrap ham slices around a sandpaper roll and either shove it up someone's anus or fuck it.

"Eh there bud, I got a Hammy-Sandy from Jona last night my ass was burning all night long."

by LE FUju March 10, 2021

No Sandy No Candy

When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts

In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.

by Sandysmate April 7, 2021

Slim Shady

Synonym for slut

To Yara “What’s up Mr.Slim Shady”

Yara “what’s up”

by Mr.AibeLincoln May 25, 2021

Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.

Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.

by MooseBalls July 2, 2021

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Slim Shady

Slim Shady = PUSSY

I’ll fuck you in your Slim Shady

by RoCkStArKaPtAiN July 28, 2021