September 5

When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝

On September 5th I got sloppy toppy

by Pesto bismol September 6, 2021

September 4

September 4th is a day enjoyed by the Bay Area community, where they celebrate coca cola, which was originally made in the Bay Area. During this day in that area, only Coca-Cola ads are run on television.

I am so excited to watch Coca-Cola ads on Television on September 4th!

by Joe Candace (Has Ligma) (HELP June 7, 2024

September 17th

National go outside and play volleyball with your boyfriend. Stop being lazy

Just come outside with me. It’s September 17th

by Yothatshim September 17, 2021

September 1st

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.

X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!

by theatreidiots November 22, 2021

No Study September

No study SEPTEMBER means that you won't study at school in september at all.

The next month is No Study September

by urboyhades November 11, 2019

September 28

National kiss your bf/gf/other

Girl:hey can we kiss
Boy:yea why
Girl: its September 28

by Letsmakout4ever September 27, 2021

september 20th

the radest most osum dudes are born on this amazing day which grants the baby jesus with his magic tricks and tom fuckery because they all have masive fuck off cocks but a down side of this magic is that the cunts that are usually born on this day are stupid as FUCK

september 20th is rad

by pu33yslayer12345678 October 23, 2019