no sex september

meaning you cannot have sex for the entire month of september

dude: are you in no sex september?
girl: hell no come here its my birthday

by 35965432qwe456789 November 16, 2019

seduce september

Seduce september is an online meme where girls dont have the right to say no to having sex. No excuses. Enjoy september

“Babe,let’s do it
“I dont want to
“But its seduce september

by Ql.rrt December 3, 2019

no stealing september

you can’t steal anything from a store or anyone so y’all better get ready😎

Bob:yo imma go rob this store

Joe: didn’t you hear it’s no stealing september

by thatkid-milez December 3, 2019

September 1

The great day of goodness and sweetness

And joy happy birthday to all your summer babies ❤️And piece

Dang my birthday is September 1 I can’t wait to be lit epic you are you know what it is

by Reny Pooh December 10, 2019

september 19

a really weird person but have a good sense of humour and have a 14cm dick they also are really fit and smell nice these are really nice people to be with and are the funniest people you will ever meat .

September 19th children

by yaaa broo December 16, 2019

September 20th Massacre

The Area 51 Raid that failed horribly. Millions met their fate naruto running.

He died in the September 20th Massacre.

The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.

by ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ September 22, 2019

September 30th

September 30th is national joe day, you have to say ¨hey Joe what's your last name¨ to everyone you meet, even if they're not called Joe. Then the person you asked it is forced to reply ¨Joe Mama¨ with no exceptions.

¨Oh it's september 30th it's national Joe day.¨
¨Hey Joe what's your last name?¨
¨Joe Mama¨

by xXPopeMolesterXx September 30, 2019