David Rossi

David Rossi makes the best spaghetti, I want him to cook of me!.

Person 1: see him? He cooks awesome spaghetti
Person 2: He's totally a David Rossi!

by Mommspencer.morgan April 10, 2022

David💚

David is the reason I’m still here, he means the world to me, the most lovable person ever

Me- have you seen David💚?
Person 2- yeah he cute asf
Me- OI HE IS MINE

by NFISTHEREALESTRAPPER May 2, 2022

david arsoski

egg and papucar

david arsoski Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by david arsoski October 15, 2020

David Casuares

A kid with a bowl cut and a small penis. He suffered anal rape by his father, and his nickname is either Igor or Monkey.

Isn’t that David Casuares the retarded kid?

by I’mFromCalifornia1988 February 8, 2019

David Cameroned

When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.

My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.

I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.

by Largedwarf April 13, 2019

david and autumn

David and autumn are the cutest couple you will ever meet. They will get in fights sometimes but will make back up in a few days. They are funny, cute, and they are very romantic. You will be 100% jealous when your around them, but dont worry they will always be there for you. If you find a couple named this dont ever let go. Ever. They are the people you need and want to be around forever.

David and autumn are the cutest couple.

by Laxjess23 September 21, 2019

David morrison

a david is a good guy but a david morrison is a snake

i thought he was a david but it turns out hes a david morrison

by JOSH WATT April 17, 2019