Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020

Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway

“Nobody knows the meaning of life”

“I do?!?!?”

by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway

“Nobody knows the meaning of life”

“I do?!?!?”

by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

Nobody knows

People say that I know when I don’t tho. It’s odd but ask me anyway

“Nobody knows the meaning of life”

“I do?!?!?”

by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020

I don't know

Ur gay

You are I don't know

by Ur dad is gay November 5, 2021

as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021

I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

by ifyou November 20, 2021