jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009

Jump

leap over (an impediment or barrier).

His horse jumped strongly, winning by five lengths.

by Arminkshipper June 11, 2024

Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”

Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022

Bootyhole Bungy Jumping

When you put a long rope of anal beads up ur ass. Then tie it to a fan and jump off the highest platform in your room.

Grandma: “Wtf are you doing?”

Your Fortnite loving ass: “Bootyhole bungy jumping, Grandma”

by Hello Kitty Titties October 25, 2019

Jump-off chick

The chick or side -hoe a dude goes to while running around town doing his thing...she may be his thing!

You know, she's been his jump-off chick since before he and his main girl married!

by Motomama January 25, 2021

cottage jumping

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.

yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.

by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017