Rice

My future husband.

Christmas at Grandmas House.
December 25,2020
Rice - Will you open this box?
Victoria - ( opens it up ).
Rice - ( Gets down on one knee ).
Victoria - ( In shock ).

Rice - Will you marry me?
Victoria - Yes I will.

by He’s the One for Me July 17, 2020

Rice cracker

An person of Asian decent, that is ridiculously white.

"Hey look at Lu Kim, drinking a pumpkin spice latte. He's such a rice cracker."

by Slopeface November 5, 2024

Rice Krispie

When someone is being too annoying and you can't take it anymore. You just have to SNAP!, CRACKLE!, and POP! on them!

Man, she was so annoying! I had just had to Rice Krispie on her a**!

by TrevTomlin867 May 20, 2019

Rice bath

When an Asian guy jizzes all over your body

John went to Thailand last summer and totally took a rice bath.

by Cosofyou August 25, 2014

rice-wagon

A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.

Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.

by deuteronomy January 12, 2011

rice

1. food
B. a terrible car
fourth. food

haha rice hahahaha rice hagshjnanbioFBOIG

by Timmy73OnYoutube September 14, 2020

rice cooker

The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world

After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025