first co-cousin-pibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.

Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

First Class Face

The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.

I was explaining a idea I had to a colleague and he gave me first class face and just walked away.

by BattlestarDumbgantica October 7, 2022

There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.

I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.

by Tee Lady July 28, 2022

First of February

Kiss someone pretty/beautiful today

Kiss someone you think is pretty/beautiful

On the First of February

by Hdgdvsjz👍👍 January 30, 2023