Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

BO$$Y COFFEE

When the coffee so bossy you need the dollar sign to prove just how bossy your coffee really is

Alex went to the kitchen and made the most BO$$Y COFFEE ever made

That coffee is so BO$$Y

by bossycoffee July 21, 2022

Coffee

The very essence of my life, motivation and entire reason I get up in the morning

I woke up and had a nice, hot coffee

by ttayW2010 June 10, 2024

Coffee

GODS NECTAR, EVERY SINGLE LAST MAN ON EARTH CANNOT GO 5 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF IT!!! YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE IF YOU DO NOT DRINK COFFEE IT IS NOT HEALTHY YOU ARE GOING TO DO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES IF YOU DO NOT MAKE COFFEE

DRINK COFFEE NOW

by Corny peps June 15, 2018

Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 12, 2020

Coffee Mug

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.

When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!

by NinjaChicken666 January 12, 2020

Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.

We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?

by tirtle June 28, 2018