chode

a small , fat, baby dick.

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.

by ayebae22 November 22, 2015

A wet chode

Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock

Holly gave Chloe a wet chode. She was shocked

by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023

Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024

Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.

"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"

by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020

Chode

Chode a fat dick

Damn Cole you have a fat fucking chode can I beat that shit up until you cum

by Gangbang lover $$$$$$$ April 13, 2023

Chode

A fat but short shlong (penis)

You have a fat chode

by anonymous March 8, 2021

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020