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5 am

The absolute worst time to wake up. It's too early to get up, but there's not enough time to go back to sleep. It's torture
(Person has early morning insomnia)
*wakes up*
*checks clock*
*clock: 🕠5:30 am*
"I HATE WAKING UP AT 5 AM*
by IhateWakingUpAt6AM June 9, 2022
mugGet the 5 ammug.

I can be and am better than you

I'm not competing with my self and you are trying to erase and control me because you could not win.
Hym "I can be and am better than you. And your reaction to losing is going to exist on the internet forever in the form of the xQc meme where it's him laughing juxtaposed to him stonefaced. You only hurt yourselves by doing this to me and receding into your own solipsistic existence. When the door to your cell closes it closes forever the second I die."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
mugGet the I can be and am better than youmug.

I am 50 cent

Referring to a Latin Cult (JLH) that can put you in 50 pieces. When said, it is a threat.
by xennAsh March 3, 2023
mugGet the I am 50 centmug.

I am not an aquarium

I was born on the 22nd of June, im not a cancer, im not an aquarium. Daniel 2022
When someone asks you about your star sing.

I am not a cancer i am not an aquarium
by anonymous June 24, 2022
mugGet the I am not an aquariummug.

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I
I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I
mugGet the I Am A Close And Far Away Parent Imug.

I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...mug.

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