spicy nuts

When you eat a ghost pepper and touch your nuts

Danny: “How do I cure spicy nuts?!?!”

by JafarsMen March 18, 2018

Arse nuts

The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.

"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

Nut Slut

A slut who loves nut;A name to call a crazy friend who loves boys.

Look at that nut slut hanging with all of those boys; Hey nut slut!

by Red Lollipop April 13, 2009

Johny No Nuts

Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.

Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!

Gamer 2: Heck yeah...

Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"

by puddin828 October 19, 2009

nut cut

A nut cut is when your hair is cut really low.

Dang! He got a nut cut.

by jwlegend7 January 19, 2017

Nut Suckers

What emo's commonly refer to as; "Skinny Jeans"

The emo kid put on his "Nut Suckers"

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

nut her

engaging in sexual relations with a female; most often a quickly-developing occasion occurring in singularity

Man, that girl was fine. You didn't bang her? Dammit, I would definitely nut her.

Maybe she's a whackjob, but I'd still nut her.

by J.T.-dizzy January 24, 2010