salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang

I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way

by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

SALTY

Jealous or mad.

Guy 1: Bro I just whooped you. Guy 2: Shut the fuck up! Guy 1: Bro you salty as fuck right now.

by MysteryMrR ( Checkout my YouTu October 22, 2015

salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

by von groovy August 7, 2024