Salty Tapioca

Eating grandpa's sperm in a tapioca pudding cup

Joe: "Did you hear what Amber did ?"
Zacca: "Yeah I heard she had a salty tapioca at the nursing home. Showing the old men some love! "
Michael: "oh bless her"

by hahacasp June 12, 2023

salty black cherries

Sucking a pair of sweaty black balls.

Joe loves some salty black cherries.

by riped September 30, 2021

Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

Salty Wolf

A coot nonbinary gamer furry

Salty Wolf is my partner!! I love them so much

by Ash The Gae salty simp February 19, 2021

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 04, 2020